Recipe for best chocolate chip cookies in the...
Ingredients 150g softened butter 1/2 cup caster sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 egg 1 3/4 cups plain flour 1/2 cup dark chocolate bits 1/2 cup milk chocolate bits Method Preheat oven to 160°C. Line 2 baking trays with non-stick paper. Beat 150g softened butter, 1/2 cup caster sugar, 1/2 cup brown sugar and 1 tsp vanilla extract for 1-2 minutes or until ...
I must eat so many lemons
Because I am so bitter
Many a zombie movie have I rented and the Omen trilogy if I’m bothered but I can just see it going downhill from Omen number one. Later on, shamefully, Carla has talked me into taking her little ankle-biter brother and sister trick-or-treating. I’ll have all of you know that I hate children. I have the same feelings about children as I have about white vans circling around the...
Offer my hair a lil affection and TLC to my hair, viz, condition it, blow-dry and then apply some of that weird gunk that I bought out of fear from the bitch-woman in priceline who said, “Uhhh… by the looks of it, you need it” Read a little more of the Picture of Dorian Gray. It’s getting to the reeeaaal good part Make a a start on Friends Listen to more of the White...
So I have this deal with Blockbuster at the moment where I have unlimited free movies for a week because of my loyalty as a member for so long or something. Anyway, the reason I haven’t been tumblring lately is because I haven’t sleep in about a week I have literally watched around 30-40 movies in the past five days and I have just rented out 10 Friends discs. Every. Friends....
There is this person who is not only fucking up my entire existence and eating my soul with her very presence, but pretty much making everyone hate me [more than people already do]. I’m not going to bore you all and grumble on about it, but hopefully said person will see this and STOP.
‘This shirt was $50, I want 5yrs wear out of it. If I die before then, bury me in it so I can get my money’s worth.’ -Alex Rogleff
Parents are out and I’m sliding around the new timber floors in my most slide-inducing socks while listening to the Kinks. if things go according to plan I’m going to kick back and stay up all night watching John Cusack movies and moping. Life’s pretty good
My mother just called Kashmir, the Led Zeppelin...
If she weren’t making satay chicken kebabs tonight for dinner I would already be packing my bags, legally changing my name to ‘Peechez’ and booking for the first flight to Madrid
littlequeenofspades asked: jess you are the funniest person on the face of this earth. just thought you should know, brah.
SO SICK OF
Girls with fake-ass hair extensions. Like, I’m not going to name names here but there is this one girl at my school, who, naturally, I hate, whose hair extensions give people the impression that she scalped a dying mole-rat and wore the remains as a war-trophy.
Eating a bowl of mi goreng with my sunglasses on
Why the fuck am I this cool?
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the...
Leave ask in my questions box Ten points for the best would-you-rather
Worst afternoon of my life
So this afternoon, hence the title, was the most excruciating afternoon of my life. So, as a year group, the entire of my grade had to experience ‘PDHPE for the real world’ - ie: a trip to Fitness First. Okay, firstly, not only does Fitness First smell like what might happen if someone jumped into a pit of pure chlorine and then drank a kilo of protein-revival shake, but the only...
Went up to the IGA to buy some iced tea
If I open this bottle now and Hugh Jackman doesn’t appear out of nowhere dancing wildly with a group of crazy tourists, I’m going to be pretty pissed off, let’s leave it at that