Tonight I’m going to watch the Virgin Suicides for the thousandth time and maybe Being John Malkovich but I don’t know yet
My stomach’s reaction to McDonald’s every time: “Dafuckizzat?”
I am going to hell
Okay so this afternoon I went into town to drop off some movies and library books and on the way back I stopped to buy some pastry, and I bought an assortment of Danishes and cakes etc anyway. I gave the woman a twenty dollar bill and she gave me two ten dollar bills and three dollars seventy back. I noticed that not only had I bought cakes for free but I had made a profit and didn’t say...