January 2012
my granny just rang me up and said “happy 2011!!!! ” and i was like “thankyou but don’t you mean ‘happy 2012?’ and then she said “no… happy 2011. last year was 2010” which means she spent the whole of 2011 thinking it was 2010 this explains a lot
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December 2011
minging:
things i gained from 2011
weight
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you know what fuck new years eve i just want to crawl into a little shell and wake up in 2012 just in time for the world to end
oh my GOD christmas beetles are the work of satan. i mean why must they thrust themselves against my window and make that fucking noise i seriously just want to pick up the nearest razor blade and shave whatever it is that makes that godforsaken SOUND clean OFF i don’t care if i sound like a horrible and inhumane motherfucker i mean they are my least favourite insect species they are the...
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money saving tip #2: when short on dough (and friends), googling various pictures of rupert grint’s facial expressions throughout the harry potter series is an extremely entertaining and fulfilling way to spend an evening
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol (via rrose—selavy)
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yesssssssssssss i have internet on my phone now which is like having a portable portal to the world wide web (well ok actually that is exactly what it is). i mean this is really convenient.. now whenever i feel really pissed or cranky in a public place i can just google image search a picture of some kittens or a tulip field or something
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