July 2011
should I shove my face through the computer screen or beat myself to death with my calculator?
cat-organs replied to your post: wish I was at splendour considering setting fire…
since when are there homeless people in wahroonga lol
oh my god i went to hornsby and i was walking around the back part of it trying to find the post office and there was this homeless guy and i don’t really know if he purposely spat at me or he was just spluttering in my general direction but nevertheless I did this awkward scuttle away from him… FUCK it was so weird
wish I was at splendour
considering setting fire to my maths book and calculator simueltaneously
thinking what it would be like to marry mark ronson
stubbed my toe on the washing machine earlier today and consequently throbs of agony radiate through my entire leg at regular intervals
got spat on by a homeless man this morning when I left to buy bread
facebook group titled ” may the goat be with you - goat wars”
that isn’t even funny/punny nor does it make sense e.g you don’t say “may the star wars be with you”
so uh yeah in short I hate facebook
